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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Computer issues

Hello all my Spam and Gubermentchesse readers,
Im currently having my harddrive on my computer replaced so unfortunately it will be almost a week before I will be able to update the blog. So I ask you to be patient with me and keep check ing back for blog updates. Peace

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Tracey Mcgrady gets married


NBA player Tracy McGrady of the Houston Rockets married his longtime girlfriend, CleRenda Harris, on Tuesday, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. The couple, who dated for 10 years, were married in Los Cabos, Mexico, on the beach in front of 40 guests, including McGrady's teammate Juwan Howard. Pastor Kirby John Caldwell, who delivered the prayer at President Bush's inauguration, officiated. The couple's daughter, Layla, 3, served as flower girl. McGrady, whose nickname in the NBA is "T-Mac," carried his 9-month-old son, Layman, down the aisle to "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." "It was the cutest moment," wedding planner Mindy Weiss tells PEOPLE. "The weather changed completely right before they walked down the aisle. It suddenly got cooler and a breeze came in from the ocean. It felt surreal. It exceeded any expectations. They're so excited to finally be married."

Oh damn.... all of the golddiggers must be mad as hell now

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Dash baby mama drama continues


HIP-HOP mogul Damon Dash who's like crabgrass - everywhere - will add court to where he's supposed to be Sept. 28. The story: In 1991 he and girlfriend Linda Williams were a twosome. They then created a threesome. Now 14, Damon Dash Jr. is the reason for their ongoing forever legal battles.
It's a custody fight. With a few allegations of physical abuse. With a few temporary orders of protection. They never married. When they split in the mid-'90s in New Jersey where they lived, the baby lived with her. In 2002 he won custody. Still today Junior lives with his father. Dash says, the kid doesn't want to go with her. Linda says, Dash influences the kid not to. It's been litigation ever since. Up for adjudication now is visitation rights. Independent of Miss Williams' petition, her father is also petitioning for visitation rights.
Arlene S. Kayatt is Miss Williams' lawyer. Helene Brezinsky is Mr. Dash's lawyer. May the best retainer win.
(source)

He will forever be in court behind his baby mama he might as well make himself comfortable ..lol

Russell's Blackberry missing now hes being blackmailed


September 12. Last week, Russell Simmons lost his Blackberry at a NY Fashion Week event. Yesterday, multiple media sources reported that a woman found the device and was requesting money for its return. It was also reported that the Blackberry contained steamy e-mail messages between Simmons and another party. (Source)

You have to keep up with your shit Russ.

Oh Hell to the No !!


September 13. For the past five years Mary J Blige and her husband Kendu Isaacs have been the happiest couple in hip-hop. But it now seems that all that has changed. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Mary and Kendu are on the verge of divorce.A close friend of the couple told MediaTakeOut.com that Mary suspects that her husband has been cheating. According to our source, "Mary caught him doing something that he shouldn't have been doing and she is mad as hell." And the source added, "for Mary, there's nothing worse than being betrayed ... so I think the marriage is probably over." And the break up couldn't be happening at a worse time for the R&B diva. According to our tipster, Mary had been trying to get pregnant. The source tells, "Mary was really looking forward to having a baby ... it was the happiest I'd ever seen her." Adding, "if those two break up it will really be sad, Mary was on top of the world with her new album and everything ... that woman just can't get a break." But not everyone feels sorry for the platinum selling artist. Rod McCullom, author of the popular blog Rod 2.0, tells MediaTakeOut.com, "Kendu has three children with his ex-wife that are approximately five, six and eighteen years old. That means that his ex-wife was either pregnant or had just given birth when he and Mary began dating in 2000. How can you hook up with a man who cheats on his pregnant wife and not expect this kind of drama? Ray Charles could have seen the writing on the wall (Source)
This better not be true this is worst then hearing about Whitney fileing for divorce from Bobby today. I thought mary could have at least held on to him for 5 years or more.

More Flavor Drama but this time ....


a woman will be the pimp!!
VH1 is spinning off a female version of its No. 1 show "Flavor of Love."
Cable network has greenlit production on 10 episodes of an untitled series from executive producers Cris Abrego and Mark Cronin that casts one of the eccentric contestants from the first season of "Flavor" in her own dating show.
"Flavor" continues to rank as VH1's top-rated original series. A recent episode on Sept. 3 drew a big 3.23 million viewers (1.5 national rating/5 share in 18-49; 1.9/7 in 18-34).
Similar to what ABC did with "The Bachelorette," VH1 will air the offshoot on its own next year, likely in the "Flavor" Sunday night timeslot.
And, like "Flavor," the producers are casting a "diverse" selection of contestants; in the first episode of "Flavor of Love 2," two of the competing women got into a fistfight over a bed, and another defecated on Flav's marble floor.
"We're able to cast guys you wouldn't normally see." Abrego said. "We've got investment bankers, lawyers, rappers, unemployed guys living at home ...The best part is each one believes they have amazing game."
Production begins later this month. Season two of "Flavor" concludes Oct. 15.
As far as the possibility for a third go-round with Flav, Cronin acknowledged that trying to find the rap star love again might be overkill, and another season might be out of the question. "We are developing new show ideas with him," Abrego said. "We think it's time for him to do something new. He's funny and a likeable character."
Abrego and Cronin are behind several of VH1's highly rated Celebreality series. Pair continues to produce "The Surreal Life" and is wrapping upcoming skeins "The Surreal Life: Fame Games," premiering Oct. 22, and "Celebrity Paranormal Project

I hope she is finish.....


Britney Spears gave birth to her second son early Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital, according to several entertainment magazines.
The baby boy was delivered around 2 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Us Weekly reported on its Web site Wednesday, citing an unnamed family source. The child was delivered by a scheduled Cesarean section procedure, People.com reported.
The newborn's name was not immediately known. Spear's New York-based publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, did not immediately return a call to the Associated Press seeking comments.
It was the second child for Spears, 24, and her husband Kevin Federline, 28.
The newborn's arrival came just days before their son Sean Preston's first birthday on Thursday.
Federline also has a daughter and a son with actress Shar Jackson.
(Source)

He is going to kill .......


with chicken. Poor Fat Joe I need him to become Slim Joe or Healthier Joe I hate to see people eat themselves into a fat coma.

Wear Panties....Please


I am so sick of seeing Lindsey Lohan cat all over the place...put some damn panties on please for the love of god

Friday, September 08, 2006

Another Black man arrested


50 Cent was pulled over by police Friday afternoon in New York City, PEOPLE has confirmed. NYPD spokesperson Det. Madelyne Galindo tells PEOPLE the rapper (real name: Curtis Jackson) was handcuffed, escorted to a Manhattan police precinct and issued four tickets, for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired license, driving an unregistered vehicle and driving an uninsured vehicle. Galindo tells PEOPLE police observed him making an unsafe lane change he didn't signal in his Lamborghini at 8th Ave. and 34th St. (source)
A classic case of too much bling makes you seen ...Damdon'tnt the police have better things to do than give 50 anymore publicity Wewe already heard about him dissing Puff and then squashing it.Thisis is just another publicity attemptEspeciallyly since he left his 466,000 lambo park in the street in NY..Come On!!!
They should have left Mos Def alone he was just preaching the truth ...we are on our way to a totalitarian state ...watch what I say Bush will censor everything we do real soon



Lindsey got Jacked!!



LONDON Sep 8, 2006 (AP)— Lindsay Lohan lost some luggage at Heathrow Airport Thursday, but she'll have to wait and see if police can track down the Hermes bag and the jewelry that was inside it.
The Metropolitan Police said a 20-year-old actress and singer reported the theft just after 6:45 p.m. (1:45 p.m. EDT) Thursday after she noticed her orange bag was definitely not aboard her luggage cart.
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane, told the syndicated television show "The Insider" that the theft took place, adding that the bag also contained the actress' asthma medicine.
"She is begging for the return of the items," Sloane told the program. "She doesn't care how she gets them back; she just wants her stuff back."
According to the police report filed at Scotland Yard, Lohan noticed the bag was missing as she was heading out of Heathrow Airport's Terminal One.
"We understand the bag contained a quantity of jewelry," police said in a statement.
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Lindsey got her pursed snatched ...Damn !!....Crackheads will travel

9/11 Ground Zero workers get cancer as a reward ??



Sept. 8, 2001 — FDNY firefighter John McNamara's wife, Jennifer, is a quick study.
The couple were set up on a date through a mutual friend on Sept. 9, 2000. He was a Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, firefighter.
She was a Brooklyn Heights lawyer.
"It took me about an hour to figure out I was going to marry him," Jennifer said to ABC News. "I think it took him a few more days."
"When I met him, he had these huge arms," she said. "He used to work out all the time. He never smoked, never did anything in excess. He was always in great health. He had to be, given his job."
In May 2001 they were married.
When the planes hit the World Trade Center towers, Jennifer was working at 40 Rector St. as a managing lawyer for the New York City Commission on Human Rights.
The landing gear of one of the planes crashed in front of her building.
John was called in for rescue, and worked all day and through most of the night.
He would spend about 500 hours in the smoldering mound of twisted metal dust that first responders came to refer to as "the Pile."
"The first few days we had paper masks," John said. "They handed out paper masks, and a guy gave me two of them and said, 'Double up. It'll be better for you if you double up on them.'"
John said it was a secondary concern because "you didn't worry about that at the time [because] you were worried about finding 343 missing firemen."
"Or 2,000-plus civilians."
Meanwhile, Jennifer was trapped in a restaurant called Moran's when the towers collapsed.
Both came home that first day drenched in dust.
"Even given everything that's happened to us," Jennifer said, turning to her husband, "he would do this all over again — no question. That's the kind of guy John is."
"He's a great, strong, brave guy," Jennifer said. "But this has been really hard on him."
Agony
Flash forward five years to May 2006.
John, 41, is eating chicken salad at his firehouse. He can't keep it down.
"I was in agony," he said. "I was getting terrible stomach pains."
He went to a doctor and was told that his colon was 90 percent blocked by a tumor.
The tumor, by the time doctors caught it, had spread to his stomach and liver.
(Full Story)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Hoe sit down !!

September 5. For weeks the media has been reporting that Colin Farrell is locked in a bitter legal battle with a crazed fan. MediaTakeOut.com obtained an explosive interview with author Dessarae Bradford - the woman that's being called a "crazed fan". The author exclusively told us about her close friendship with Farrell, and how it went terribly wrong.Dessarae claims to have met Farrell while promoting her first book. As part of the promotion, she published her telephone number in newspapers around the country - asking fans to leave her a personal message. To her surprise, Colin Farrell left her a message. At first Dessarae didn't believe it was actually him, but after the two spoke - she was convinced. She tells, "I heard the drunken Irish accent and I knew it was him." According to Dessarae, she and Farrell were soon speaking to each other dozens of times a day. She claims that Farrell became so comfortable with the friendship, that he ran off at the mouth about some of the most sought after celebrities. She told MediaTakeOut.com, "[Colin] was the king of kiss and tell ... he told me all about his relationships with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, and Rosario Dawson." The vixen claims, "While they were filming Alexander, [Colin] was [EXPLETIVE] Angelina and Rosario at the same time." And that "he hated Paris Hilton because she shot him down." And of Britney Spears, Dessarae tells, "fifteen minutes after he met Britney Spears, she was giving him [EXPLETIVE]." And in a shocking revelation, Dessarae told MediaTakeOut.com that she believes Farrell is bisexual. Dessarae explained, "I think Colin has had sex with guys before, I'm 99.9% sure of it." She added, "one time when [Colin and I] were having phone sex, I made him put his finger in his [EXPLETIVE] ... he said he'd never done it before, but come on." And she claims that an Asian man once approached her at an adult convention saying, "I had sex with Colin [Farrell], he hurt me really bad". But after about a month of intimate phone calls, Dessarae had enough, and tried to break things off. Dessarae tells, "He started to get angry and called me all kinds of names." And, according to Dessarae, things took a turn for the worse when she filed a lawsuit to force Farrell to stop contacting her. She explained, "he went crazy ... saying I'm going to hunt you down and get you [EXPLETIVE] up." Dessarae now fears for her safety. Finally, Dessarae addressed reports that she attacked Farrell during the taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The author claims that she was merely trying to serve Farrell with legal papers. She is in the midst of a $10M harassment suit against him. Representatives for Colin Farrell were not available for comment. But in the past, Farrell has repeatedly denied ever knowing Dessarae Bradford. (Source)

Vouge is Dead!!


"Godfather of Vogue" Willi Ninja, a dancer and star of the 1990 documentary Paris Is Burning and the inspiration for Madonna's "Vogue" music video, died on Saturday of AIDS-related illnesses at New York Hospital Medical Center of Queens, according to friends and family members. He was 45. "He was a great cultural influence to me and hundreds of thousands of other people," Madonna said in a statement, the Associated Press reports. Ninja, whose real name was William Leake, grew up in Queens and taught himself to dance by watching videos of Fred Astaire, Olympic gymnasts and martial artists (thus his adopted surname). He performed with dance companies and also helped teach models and socialites (including Paris Hilton) to pose for the paparazzi. After gaining fame in Paris Is Burning, Ninja advised Naomi Campbell early in her career, modeled for Jean Paul Gaultier and Thierry Mugler and appeared in music videos and on TV's America's Next Top Model and Jimmy Kimmel Live.Two years ago he opened his own modeling agency, EON (Elements of Ninja). "He was tall man, about 6 ft. 3 in.," Sally Sommer, a professor of dance at Florida State University, tells The New York Times, "and God gave him the biggest, broadest dance shoulders in the world, so when he would do those things with his arms it was just so impressive."
You can always be a dramatic cunt now that the inspiration of vogueing is gone....Rest in Peace

Suri has been Found


(Full Story)

Friday, September 01, 2006

Christina Milian on Ebay .....


It seems that the broke rumors about the R&B star maybe true. The songstress is reportly selling her clothes on Ebay. Damn it seems everyone has there down moments I really like her music so I hope she get signed soon to a label. Here is the link to the Ebay auction

VMA Horror.....


All my favorite sites and blog are reporting on the VMA awards. I don't feel like re living the horror that was the VMA but I will say this little Kim is looking 100 times better now that she has a little weight on her. So here are the link to my peeps who are praising or dissing the VMA's . Enjoy
Crunk and Disorderly
A Hot Mess
D-Listed
Cake and Ice Cream
I just have to mention my boy Dallas Penn just because his original pieces are usual the highlight of my day.

Visceral Rage.....Protecting your child


What Would You Do? Parents' Worst Nightmare

Sept. 1, 2006 — It's one of the most unbearably thorny questions a parent ever faces — what would you do if it happened to your child?
On Wednesday, Connecticut attorney Jonathon Edington, 29, was charged with first degree murder for allegedly stabbing his neighbor to death after his wife told him that the man had molested their 2-year-old daughter, according to Edington's bond attorney, Mickey Sherman.
Edington was released on a $1 million bond — a rare move in a capital murder case, experts said.
The family of the victim, Barry James, 58, released a statement Thursday vigorously denying the abuse charges.
Still, the arrest made headlines across the country and reawakened the national debate on child sexual abuse and vigilante justice.
Nearly 85,000 children were sexually abused in the United States in 2004, the most recent statistics available, according to the National Child Abuse and Neglect Data System.
To gain a better understanding of what parents go through when this happens to their child, ABC News' Law & Justice Unit spoke with seven families about the horror of learning their child had been sexually molested, and the subsequent struggle with sometimes burning desires for immediate relief. (Full Story)
Being a mother of two I have to say that if I found out that someone molested my children the police better get to him before I do. My children are my life and to learn some sick individual took it upon himself to ruin my childs life I will take it upon myself and ruin his life also.